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GIGMANIA 07


posted on Wednesday 7 March

YO ... JAPAN TOUR IS OFF DUE TO PROBLEMS
USA-CANADA & GLASTONBURY IS ON!

3.10.07 warsaw, poland
3.30.07 Torronto, Canada (SHITMAT & EBOLA JAP/CAN/USA WRESTLEMANIA SPRING TOUR)
4.01.07 Detroit, USA (SHITMAT & EBOLA JAP/CAN/USA WRESTLEMANIA SPRING TOUR)
4.04.07 Portland, USA (SHITMAT & EBOLA JAP/CAN/USA WRESTLEMANIA SPRING TOUR)
4.07.07 Seattle, USA (SHITMAT & EBOLA JAP/CAN/USA WRESTLEMANIA SPRING TOUR)
4.13.07 NOTTINGHAM, LABOTOMY
4.14.07 Dissonant fESTIVAL, antwerpen, belgium
4.26.07 The Cooperage, Newcastle's Quayside, uk
4.27.07 Fractals, Reading UK
4.28.07 ELECTROKUSOUND
4.28.07 Blunderphonics, Balck swan, bristol
5.05.07 Birmingham, uk (DROP BEATS NOT BOMBS)
5.31.07 Brighton Uk (Wrong Music Present NATIONAL NOISE DAY)
6.01.07 Barcelona, Spain
6.23.07 GLASTONBURY FESTIVAL
6.23.07 GLASTONBURY FESTIVAL
8.24.07 WRONGSTOCK 2007
8.25.07 WRONGSTOCK 2007
8.26.07 WRONGSTOCK 2007


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NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS


posted by: DJ Shitmat on Saturday 23 December

Heya ..

so each year like most people i try and make some new years resolutions like giving up smoking etc etc .. this year ive decided on a few for shitmat ...

1/ i will never play a gig naked again or get my willy out
2/ i will never be playing any old material out. This includes all your favs like "boring babylon" .. "that informer track" and "ellesse warior" .. if u hear me do it please throw a drink over my head or punch me hard
3/ i will finish my 2 new albums for ant-zen and proboscus
4/ i will never play off windows media player (illl use quicktime instead)

hmmmm i have some more ill post here before NYE .. any suggestiosn please emial me at mail@shitmat.co.uk



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HANG THE DJ OUT NOW! THE PERFECT PRESENT FOR YOU MUM!


posted by: DJ Shitmat on Monday 18 December

Hello Folks

Finaly after Many Problems with getting 'Hang The DJ' out its available all over the net and even at woolworthes (but not andys records, darn)

If ya aint heard it and prefer checkin out your music in text then some reviews are bellow

"In case you’re as yet unfamiliar with the dubious charms of Shitmat’s music, imagine the Devil’s own iTunes playlist soldered together with some of the most abrasive breakcore contortions known to man. ‘Radio Shitmat’ pretty much condenses everything Shitmat is about into nine minutes, as it skips through a helium-dosed version of the Ghostbusters theme before launching briefly into an R&B rendition of ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’, which itself segues into what I believe to be some sliced-and-diced Metallica riffage, only to come out the other end with some Shakespeare’s Sister sampling, which is also given the aforementioned HILARIOUS pitched-up helium treatment. That stuff just doesn’t get old. It’s a mere Billy Joel song short of hitting the very bottom of the abyss… Oh hang on, seven and a half minutes in and there he is… ‘Henry’s Hardcore Chickfest2001 Tour T-Shirt’ keeps the funnies coming, bringing together Lulu, Holly Valance and the theme tune to Wizbit (how depressing is it that I recognise all this stuff?) casting them into the kind of alarming happy hardcore production you’d expect to find on one of those compilations they only sell in Woolworths. Amazing. Sort of "
http://www.boomkat.com

"Impotent rage is so unbecoming. It goes for the wrong target every time and then wonders what all the fuss is about. Ignoring what Henry Collins might have meant by appropriating this specific title for his latest collection of Junglist breaks and accelerated pop samples, let's move on to more disturbing matters. There's something Oedipal about his attacks upon Top 40 culture, making you wonder quite what his problem with Gloria Gaynor and Lulu might be after all this time and why he feels the need to rehearse such vivid fantasies about being sentenced to death in a court presided over by Pete Waterman, Simon Cowell and Rolf Harris. No one feel like dancing? Blame the little guy over there with the swollen foot."
some bearded cock, the wire

Que les fans des Smiths se rassurent, Shitmat ne
rend aucunement hommage au groupe de Morrissey
dans ce disque cataclysmique qui invite à lyncher
le pourfendeur attitré des platines disques. Il
faut dire qu'avec son style hautement corrosif,
mélange détonnant de ragga, de happy hardcore, de
techno gabber, de métal, de breakbeat, de dance,
de tout et de n'importe quoi en bref, les
arrangements pop distingués des minets anglais
sonneraient comme une véritable faute de goût.
Maniant le radicalisme jubilatoire et le collage
caricatural avec la rapidité d'un échantillonneur
Emu boosté au gibolin, Shitmat fait preuve d'un
humour féroce qui donne à sa musique pour le
moins extrême un punch indéniable. La liste des
tubes et artistes samplés, découpés, malaxés,
estropiés étant bien trop longue, autant donc
rejoindre le bal et faire tourner la corde du
pendu.
Laurent Catala, octopus-enligne.com

"Shitmat takes his breakcore and gabba mashups to a whole new level with this new album on wrong music, the album take a distinct anti pop stance with his sampling of many modern pop sounds and turning into the most ferocious mashup of breakcore, gabba and old school happy hardcore, its all done with tongue firmly planted in cheek, try to imagine early aphex twin with a bunch of cheesy pop singles, a broken drum machine and a case of attention deficit disorder"
www.roadrecs.com

"Non delude mai le aspettative Shitmat e anche questa volta riesce a regalarci ottime soddisfazioni. Nonostante la scelta sia stata quella di andare ancora più in profondità con la missione di destrutturazione della materia pop e di trasposizione in un contesto di elettronica radicale. L'estremizzazione avviene con l'applicazione delle teorie del campionamento selvaggio, che prendono in prestito frammenti dalla vasta libreria dei brani celebri e delle hit da classifica, andando abbastanza sul sicuro, visto che la maggioranza dei sample è perfettamente riconoscibile e vi riporterà con la mente ai giorni spensierati della vostra adolescenza (vicina o lontana che sia). Attorno a tali porzioni sonore/vocali (immutate, iper accelerate o opportunamente deformate) prendono forma i brani veri e propri, che non solo inglobano parti altrui, ma si animano di ritmiche impazzite, link impossibili (i riff assolutamente micidiali intercalati a tutto il resto negli oltre nove minuti della spettacolare 'Radio Shitmat'), ulteriori furti di raccordo, esplorazioni transgeneriche (purché violentemente
digitali) e così via. Una succulenta macedonia musicale, che vi esploderà in bocca!"
Roberto Michieletto, Musicclub


"Do NOT even consider going near this record unless you look quite fondly on gabber, hardcore, rave and breakcore- oh and by the way, a sense of humour would also help! This record is completely of its udders and hard as nails. The tracks are unrelenting, mental, mashed to hell and quite honestly hilarious in places. Think VVM Test put through the rinser, it's Shitmat so you know what to expect-> beard-strokers should give a wide berth. Excellent!"
geskid, discogs.com



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WRONG MUSIC GENTLEMENS BREAKCORE TOUR


posted by: DJ Shitmat on Saturday 19 August

SHITMAT/EBOLA/DJ FLOORCLEARER/LADYSCRAPER/NWODTLEM

Breakin tweeters, punchin cones, drinkin beers


Oct 06 Lyon
oct 07 Denmark
oct 08 we'd really like a gig in sweeden
oct 09 we'd really liek a gig in finland or poland
oct 10 we'd really liek a gig in finland or poland
Oct 11 Madrid
oct 12 >>> !JOHN PEEL DAY! >>> EGG+SHITMAT...
Oct 13 Nottingham. Lobotomy@Blueprint, 509-511 alfreton road(next to 24hr spa).£6
oct 14 Farm Near Stansted
oct 15
oct 16
oct 17 The Cumberland Arms, Byker, Newcastle upon Tyne
oct 18
oct 19 - berlin tbc
oct 20
oct 21
oct 22
oct 23 cambridge
oct 24 norwich
oct 25 exeter
oct 26 brighton
oct 27
Oct 28 Derby



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SHITMAT/SICKBOY EURO TOUR


posted by: DJ Shitmat on Saturday 19 August

Me and jurgen sickboy are doing a 2 week tour to promote our forthcoming albums ....
so far were visiting

Sep 05 : Ars Electronica Festival AUSTRIA
Sep 08 : Hectic 4// frontline, Gent, BELGIUM
Sep 09 : DRI, Antwerpen, BELGIUM
sep 24 : Tillburg, Netherlands (no sickboy)
sep 25 : Noise gig in ummmmm .....
sep 28 : wrong music, brighton, the volks with HELLFISH, UK (no sickboy)
sep 29 : Liverpool (no sickboy, wrong crew instead)


ANY GIG OFFERS EMAIL MAIL@SHITMAT.CO.UK



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HANG THE P&D - SUBLIGHT FORCED TO CANCEL ALBUM


posted by: DJ Shitmat on Friday 5 May

"yes its true"
bryan adams - everything i do

"no no no no no no no no no no no no theres no .."
2 unlimited - no limits

"music"
maddona - music

"coming"
traditional - she'l be coming round the mountain (off slsk)

"out"
Nickelback - Figured You Out

"on"
the shamen - ebernezer good

"sub"
the beetles - yellow submarine

"light"
will young - light my fire

"anymore"
witney housten - anymore



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inconceivable Asparagus quondam


posted by: DJ Shitmat on Monday 1 May

I have a New Album being released on Ant-zen in 2 or 3 months .. more details coming soon ...



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Shitmat - Tromashcore II & III


posted by: DJ Shitmat on Wednesday 15 March

Released 15.05.06 On Heres My Card Records

The next instalments of the troma themed mini cds will be hitting the net and shops soon

Tromashcore II Is Toxie Dancehall
Tromashcore III Is The case of the Satanic Catshit in darline's bathroom

check here for mp3 previews soon



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Shitmat Presents the Rolf Harris Mashup Record/Cd


posted by: DJ Shitmat on Wednesday 15 March

g'day mates

At last this project will be imortiliased on cd and record for your listening pleasure .. It will be a split release between Wrong Music and Gouldbourns Poultry fanciers society

check out the video page for a promo vid for this release .. Its GREEEEAAAAAAAT

http://www.inspirebox.com/shitmat/video.php

WNG005 'Shitmat Presents The Rolf Harris Mashup Record/CD' be a split release with aussie label goulburn poultry fanciers society.

CD is Compiled by 2 Proper Aussies.. namely toecutter and rank sinatra it features 33 mashups from my old webpage .. The vinyl version is compilled by shitmat and festures his fav traz + a bonas rolfharrismegamix track

Shitmat Presents The Rolf Harris Mashup CD Tracklist

1-chezny hawks - rolf wank track
2-vomit - rolf has beans
3-toecutter - I milk myself
4-thomas griffin - rolf1
5-whigrolf - satisfying night
6-kid 001 - harris hardcore
7-turddavid - canibal rolfmeister
8-wayne and trevor the fat kunts - stick it in
9-pigsy - how to finger a rolfaroo
10-7U? - rolfpie and a coldie with Rodney
11-raelf - crap in your coffee
12-junglie sammie - king harris is now in charge of the 303
13-pidgin - rolf sexy party
14-v/vm - you lovely beast
15-??? - if I were a rich man
16-chevvers - tie me kangaroo
17-alan tit mash - rolf harasses (your body)
18-droon - wobbly wounded
19-??? - the cunt came back
20-gabba the slut - mixed rolf salad in a poo poo vinegrette
21-xahdrez - two little boys died
22-fred mcgriff - rolf harris got punched in the garbage
23-ed dead - two little boys at the pet cemetery
24-minikomi - needs to come up with a shorter title
25-ergo fitz - rolfharrisdoowah
26-kragle - sex drugs and rolfy and the woman hes mating
27-EOD - rabies rolf
28-head on hellen - indian pissfuck
29-des and mel regime - lets do it
30-scatman harris - shit on me
31-no effort mcgraw - I love ebay
32-dj shitmat - rolfmp3mashupmegamix

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Shitmat Presents The Rolf Harris Mashup Record Tracklist

A Side.

1/ Vomit - Rolf Has Beans
2/ Kragle - Beard Sex Fetish
3/ Pidgen - Rolf Sexy Party
4/ Rolf's DJ Breaks
5/ Toecutter - I Milk Myself
6/ Gabba The Slut - Mixed Rolf Salad in a Poo Poo Vinegarette
7/ EOD - Rabies Rolf (edit)
8/ wayne the fat kunt and pencil dick trev - stick ya dick in
9/ 7U? - Rolfpie stick ya dick in And a Coldie with Rodney
10 Xahdrez - Two Little Boys Died

B Side.

1/ DJ Shitmat - RolfMp3mashupmegamix.mp3
2/ V/vm - You Lovely Beast (miss maroon edit)
3/ Meep - Rolfy Williams



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12/03/06 : SHITMAT & FRIENDS - GARY'S GRUESOME REMIXES 12"


posted by: DJ Shitmat on Tuesday 14 March

released on 02.05.06

Features u-ziq and chevron mixes. Less of a gabber affair more of a muueee grime/garage conflict. This track was wrote as a laugth back in 2003 with me mate dan powell .. me and him mc on it!
The mix that ended up on the vinyl dosent feture the mc'ing as it sounded a tad like idiots pretending to be garage mcs .. you can hear dan and me somewhere in the ulta spazzed up chev mix. The mike.p mix is a minimal dubstep afffair with a touch of baywatch synth to give it that paradinas

[A1]- SHITMAT - GARY'S GRUESOME GARAGE (ORIGINAL '03 MIX)
[A2]- CHEVRON - GARY GREW SOME GARAGE

[B1]- µ-ZIQ - GARY'S GRUESOME GRIME

www.planet-mu.com



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15.03.06 : SHITMAT - HANG THE DJ


posted by: DJ Shitmat on Monday 20 February

released on 22.05.06

The new matty CD is a heavy 13 tracker album of clasic ravage, gabber nonsence, amen flippers, Bros hardstep and indecent pop mashies
think red dwarf meets sean paul or timmy mallet meets a filthy arssed pisstrack.

01. fido dido vs simon mayo
02. the fern britton experiance
03. fear and lothing in stead and simpsons
04. kipper bang wallop codpiece
05. In a previous life i was an onion sandwich
06. oh yeah i dont write ragga i just steal it!
07. Bad Bad bad man/boy etc ..
08. radio shitmat/radio gabber
09. bloodclot jungle techno!
10. jesus was a raver
11. henry's hardcore chickfest2001 tour t-shirt
12. the most radical free party since 1979
13. that goats skull aint no good for thirsty psy trance workers

http://www.sublightrecords.com



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BANGFACE / Friday 13th January


posted by: DJ Shitmat on Tuesday 3 January

BANG FACE XXVIII - A RAVE OPERA Friday 13th January 2006 Celebrating the first time Opera was broadcast on the radio in 1910 ;)
Line-up: SLIPMATT (The Godfather of UK Hardcore) DEPTH CHARGE (The electro breakbeat master) HELLFISH (The original rave badboy)
SHITMAT (The Godfather of UK Mashcore)
CYLOB (Dark Electronica fiend enters rave mode) SCOTCH EGG (Gameboy Gabber extraordinaire)
Plus SAINT ACID and THE HARD CREW Venue: Electrowerkz 7 Torrens Street Islington, London EC1V 1NQ Rave-span: 9pm - 5am Tickets £8 / £10 on the door Tickets also available from Smallfish & Phonica Records Hype and i-Flyer: www.bangface.com Come masked-up and bring the toys ;) A Neo-Rave Explosion of Acid, Jungle, Old Skool Rave, Drum & Bass, Nu Skool, Breakcore, Techno and Abstract Dance. FRAGOR FACIES - LUDEMUS UNA (Bang Face - We Play Together)



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ZUINOSIN EUROPIAN DEATHWISH TOUR 30TH NOV-19TH DEC


posted by: DJ Shitmat on Monday 28 November

Crazy Wrong Punks Zuinosin are on a deathwish tour!

possibly the best live act ive ever seen
please please please check em out at theese dates in the uk ...

30th of nov / brighton engine room w/shitmat&sameactor .£3 11-3
3rd of December sat/ Leeds GIG Uk
5th of December mon/ Cardiff GIG Uk
6th of December tue/
7th of December wed/
8th of December thu/ Madrid GIG Spain
10th of December sat/ GIG Italy
11th of December sun/ GIG Italy
13th of December tue/ Vienna GIG Austria
14th of December wed/ Brastislava GIG Austria/
17th of December sat/ Holand GIG rotterdom
19th of December mon/ Amsterdom

check vid out here
http://catchpulse.tv/zuinosin/zuinosin.rm



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Xmas is coming the beat is getting fat


posted by: DJ Shitmat on Monday 28 November

wrong Music Christmas Party Special!

Its chistmas time again, so come and warm your cokkles, heat your sausage and rave to some downright dirty wrong music action!!

ROOM 1: teenage mutant ninja breakcore/gabba/noise/jungle/hippedyhoppedyhappeninhardcore!!

Tim Exile
Dj Shitmat
DJ Scotch Egg
Ebola
Bunglegushcore
Ladyscraper
The wrong Music Complaints Department

ROOM 2: electro/rave/twistedelectronics/grime/303 sillyness/funky electronica/handbaghardstep/funfunfun!!!

Chevron
Jo Apps
Mully
Hot Roddy
Grizzly Backere
Magimix
WAV
el Kano vs Randomoidz

and with suitable visuals by our very own Hana-b and Setwin.
The night will also feature some spectacular party extra's, including pass the parcel, mully'ed wine, a wrong wraffle, father shitmats grimey grotto, and rinse pies for everyone!!

All at 333, on Old Street, East London
Thursday 8th December 10-4am
and all for the festive price of just £5!!!

take the friday off and come celebrate the season of getting drunk and eating non-stop!



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A Cassette Pair #3. minimal impact/shitmat split on dizzy tiger out now!


posted by: DJ Shitmat on Wednesday 5 October

Noise Monger vs Noise Monger, Each Fiend has a different sory too tell
Shitmat/Minimal impact Split cassette out Oct 3rd On Dizzy Tiger !
£1 each through http://dizzytiger.faithweb.com,
also will be on sale at wrong music shows, 2 record shops in Hastings and Bexhill, and Edgeworld in Brighton

A Cassette Pair #3 (Dizzy Tiger Music Co. DTMC11):

Side One: Minimal Impact - The Day I Met The Cosmonauts. (45 mins, 1 track)
Side Two: Shitmat - Hollyoaks starts at 6:30. (30 minutes, 8 tracks)



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MASHCORE IN GALWAY THIS FRIDAY


posted by: DJ Shitmat on Thursday 22 September

suit mentale present
shitmat,herv, noise ruduction, ragtag gypsy fusion.
Galway, The Rowing Club, Ireland
an evening of gutbusting breakcore savagery!!!



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WRONG MUSIC MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR


posted by: DJ Shitmat on Tuesday 13 September


A 3 week daffy Adventure around the uk With the All the Crew with a quick stop in holland for me and ben too tell the dutch to get off there lazy dope smoking asses and getting moving to noise grime like ed or maaaark wrong on too many club muffins ...

it will be an exhibition of irrationality and mental unsoundness. with music thats brainsick, crazy, daft, demented, disordered, distraught, dotty, insane, lunatic, mad, maniac, maniacal, mentally ill, moonstruck, off, touched, unbalanced, unsound, bonkers, cracked, daffy, gaga, loony. Slang bananas, batty, buggy, cuckoo, fruity, loco, nuts, nutty, screwy, wacky, crackers, around the bend, crazy as a loon, mad as a hatter, not all there, nutty as a fruitcake, offout ofone's head, off one's rocker, of unsound mind, out of one's mind, sick in the head and stark raving mad
Featuring DJ Psylage and Farmer giles, bunglegushcore, DJ Wifebeater, judith priest, Shitmat, DJ Scotch egg, DJ floorclearer, judith priest, Ebola, ladyscraper, Chicken Knife, Chevron, DJ Scot Anderson, The gross consumer, Hot roddy, Frog Pocket, Mully, Grrr, Nwodtlem, The powertool Posse, Permanent Bag System, Happy goth, DJ FruitPolo, Chicken Knife, Oen-Flux + lots lots more

Monday 17th of oct - free
Tuesday 18th of oct - plymouth / Wrong Music South West
Wednesday 19th October - Bristol, Thekla /
thursday 20th of october / free
Friday 21st of October / Rotterdam /
Saturday 22nd of October / The Hauge /bafsoundsystem
Sunday 23rd of October / FREE
Monday 24th of October / FREE
Tuesday 25th of October - brighton / HARD AS f**k /
Wednesday 26th of October - cambridge / UK Carnige /
Thursday 27th October - liverpool /
Friday 28th October - Manchester / NINJA COLLUMBO
Saturday 29th October - NewCASTLE(TBC)
Sunday the 30th - Chester
Monday the 31st - Endinbough / HAlloween Special>
Tuesday the 1st - Glasgow
wednesday the 2nd - Leeds / Technoflagy
thursday the 3rd - free
friday the 4th - London / electrowerks / Overkill
BIGPARTYBIGPARTYBIGPARTYBIGPARTYBIGPARTY



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scotch egg 7" released this week


posted by: DJ Shitmat on Wednesday 31 August

testest



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Canadian Adventure/New releases


posted by: DJ Shitmat on Sunday 14 August

Im very excited to be playing 2 gigs this month
new york and torronto .. please come along and say hello or fuck off or kiss me or throw beer on me or whatever! more details on the gigs page

also some new releases on the way include
- sickboy vs shitmat 7" on International Dubplate Mafia records
- New 12" + remixes on planet Mu
- New Mini-Album on Wrong Music
- jason forest/shitmat split cd/12"



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WRONG MUSIC / RIGHT ATTITUDE


posted by: DJ Shitmat on Tuesday 5 July

Wrong Music 3rd Birthday Mash-up!
Tuesday 9th August at the Volks Tavern, Madiera Drive. 10-2. £3/4.
send cards and gifts to=
wrong@wrongmusic.com

CEEPHAX
GOATRIDER
FROG POCKET
DR BASTARDO
SUKOSHI
DJ FLOORCLEARER VS EBOLA
TIGRICS
MIAMIBEAT ALLIANCE
JOHN DEERE TRAKTOR DJ
NWODTLEM
HOT RODDY
MINIMAL IMPACT
WRONG & EDGEWORLD RECORDS DJ
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Wrong music posse rinced it out at this years notorious electronic music festival "the Glade", an event held at a secret location near Reading, at which 200 kilos of cheese (approximately the weight of two human beings) was consumed by rabid festival-goers.

"That was wrong, er yeah.... Very, very wrong", Golden Syrup Compere.

"My mate bought one of your cds and I told him to snap it in half", random man outside beer tent.

"You're off the team, you're off the team, yellow card, you're off the team, two yellow cards mate, get off the world", Menthol Crack Christian Rapper Bloke in the Chill out Zone.

"I'm gonna fucking kill you, I wish all gingers were dead!" Chevron when woken by Wrong Music late night recorder attack team. (Formal apologies have since been issued by all parties).

Stage invasions, pink lycra, fake beards, amens, lurching, near death experiences, people from Worthing, gabba kicks, Cardboard E.T. on guitars, Fisher Price Soundsystem larging it up in a very small way, plastic electric guitar of joy, power-tool posse guerilla sandwichboard crew- we'll have all this and more to gag over- photos- video and sound to download and listen with your new low-range tinitus hearing ( I can still hear beats ).
But first were gonna get some sleep if you don't mind.

Thanks to all who took part: Gross Consumer, Ebola, Scotch egg, Shitmat, Mully, charlottefield, Phil collins 3, Chevvers et al. a big thankyou to N.E.D. who made it all happen by letting wrong music loose on a nice big soundsystem for an entire afternoon. (we love you NEd) fwwking good set too. A massive hairy thankyou to all the ravers who braved the heat and stuck with us for 4 hours. you guys are the tits!!!!!!!!! and not just any tits, real perky ones.
hope too see you there next year!



spirit of gravity crew mangle me up


posted by: DJ Shitmat on Sunday 26 June

In the coming months a special shitmat remix cd will be released by the spirit of gravity. Its called. 'shitmat reconstructed - hardrive termination cessation' Basicaly i burnt a cd with 15 folders on it. Each folder contained the parts/samples ETC.. too a different unfinished tune. Then it got distributed too the members of local music collective S.O.G too manipulate into there own cukliiopio-esq arty compostheaposition .. Should be a right old mixture of oddness and some supprises i reacon .. featuring tracks from hot roddy, malevich and minimal impact among others ... more info coming soon at www.spiritofgravity.co.uk



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Ellesse Warior Video


posted by: DJ Shitmat on Sunday 19 June

Check this vid out staring the legend of the chavscum Devo. He pulls off some seriously dope dance moves too this redband clasic. A fuckin' Corker mate. Cheers to david firth for doing a fantastic job directing and editing this vid


http://www.fat-pie.com/shitmat-ellesse%20warrior3.mov

also go too Mr Firth's www.fat-pie.com too check out wicked/dark comedy, animation, music and keep up to date with the adventures of devo and pals



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The Lesser Spotted Burberry EP


posted by: Richard Monk on Saturday 18 June

RELEASE DATE: [18.04.05]

"Ibiza comes early this year with a Kappa-tastic new release from Shitmat. The Lesser-Sighted Burberry EP comprises four tracks of hardcore 348-BPM chavstep that will have you dancing in the aisles of the local offie. Now you don't even need to go to your nearest hardcore night to experience the joy of hearing da kidz talking over jewelery-jingling gabba kicks - just stick this record on your stereo system, settle down with a couple of Buckfasts and you're away. Argos product code 152/1488" - TaRAS Young.

More info on planet-mu.com
This album will be available from normanrecords.com from the 18th April.



Shitmat & Wrong Music at Glade!


posted by: Richard Monk on Saturday 18 June

Shitmat & the wrong music crew will be playing the Glade festival this year (15 / 16 / 17 july) alongside other awesomea acts including Aphex Twin, Squarepusher, The Bug and Cassetteboy

Check the gigs page for dates etc.




posted by: DJ Shitmat on Wednesday 31 December



 



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